Willy
Weekdays 6 a.m. - 10 a.m.
What is the last dream you had?
That I had to fill out another staff questionnaire. It was a NIGHTMARE!
Do you ever think your coworkers may be trying to poison you?
No, but I’m pre-empting it by poisoning them. Ssshhhh.
Movie you wish you had starred in.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory so that it would at least have some relevance when people call me that.
What's the strangest thing you've swallowed?
My tongue during management meetings.
If you could join one band, past or present, what would it be?
The Steve Miller Band BEFORE they started “Sucking the Royal” (Pre Abracadabra)
Addendum: What exactly is “The Royal”, and where is it located?
Smooth or crunchy?
What exactly are we talking about here?
Dumbest or worst show on TV.
So many winners in this category, it’s tough to choose.
What's your favourite word?
Dipsh*t. As in “Hey, Dipsh*t!”, “You dipsh*t!”, “Who’s the dipsh*t?” “Wow, what a dipsh*t!”
What would you do if you were invisible for one day?
Learn French.
Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, Joey Bishop or Peter Lawford?
Dean. Coolest of them all. Favourite quote; “You’re not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on!”
