Kieran the Intern

Meh...Whenever We Get His Butt Outta Bed!

Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, Joey Bishop or Peter Lawford?

So were they sorta like the N'Sync of the 50's? In that case I'll choose whichever one Justin Timberlake was.

What is the last dream you had?

It was weird, everything was off colour, and it started out in a house that looked just like the one from Peter Sellers movie The Party. Anyway, there were beer cans and pizza boxes everywhere. I remember some sort of chalk outline, flashing lights, and an investigation going on, can't remember what for though, I kept blacking out. But I ended up waking up in this jail cell. So my biggest dream is freedom. These iron bars can be so cold...

Movie you wish you had starred in.

The Goonies. The two Corey's have nothing on me!

What's the strangest thing you've swallowed?

Sadie's pride.

If you could join one band, past or present, what would it be?

MC Hammer, but only for the first third of his career. Parachute pants are sooo comfortable.

Do you ever think your coworkers may be trying to poison you?

I'm the guy that tests food brought in for Larry and WIlly, so in a sense, yes?

Smooth or crunchy?

Crunchy. It doesn't work with everything though, I mean who wants crunchy mayo?

Dumbest or worst show on TV.

Wooster & Jeeves. If you're a fan of House, watch this.